8 in a Row

Instinct

2007-02-21T19:35:00.000-07:00

I don't know if you've heard, but David Beckham just launched his new cologne, Instinct.
A big day for all you Josh Greens out there...
I managed to find a picture of one of the new ads... its an action shot from the Real Madrid v. Bayern Munich game in the Champions League. Enjoy:

Click here for additional information.

School is learnin' us real good...

2007-01-24T19:33:00.000-07:00

This is how me and a few dudes spent the last two weeks in this literary magazine class I'm taking for an english credit.
The magazine is called the Aphelion... hence the a. at the end.
Oh ya... and turn up the sound.

Summer Bloopers for Alana

2007-01-19T01:21:00.000-07:00

We Gon' Take Dee Rockit To Dee Moon

2007-01-07T02:36:00.000-07:00

Eef you wont one fo you... you must only mek one, you cannot geeft eet, and you must geeve me 5 dollas.

Premiership-isms

2006-12-13T17:29:00.003-07:00

I decided my "Official Premiership Standings Table" needed to be more personal... actually i just realized i was going to the efforts of changing the order, points, and games played after all the games and it was way not worth it. So, i added a gnarly personal support element. But sadly there r only 2 ppl on it who read this blog and one of them is me... somebody pick a team so u can have ur name in a pretty color underneath the standings table. Sorry Tristan but Sunderland sucks ass and they got relegated, try Watford
That having been said i still think its pretty dank as is
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Hey, If Tristan's Cool Enough to Put a Survey on His Space Then I'm Putting One on Blogger

2006-11-26T00:35:00.000-07:00

1. How old will you be in five years?
23

2. Do you think you will be married by then?
hell no

3. How tall are you?
5’11?

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Borat

6. Who was the last person you called?
brendan

7. Who was the last person to call you?
frank

8. What was the last text message you received?
dunno i deleted it but it was either from Alana or Si

9. Do you prefer to call or text?
call... but fuck the phone, interactions r better in person

10. Do you have any pets?
Tia... my mack daddy tiger bear and i have a cat

11. Are you craving for anything?
vacation

12. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
married

13. When is the last time you saw your mom?
a few hours ago

14. What color are your eyes?
blue

15. What time did you wake up today?
11:30ish

16. What are you wearing right now?
clothes

17. What's your favorite Christmas song?
fuck if i no... im not much of a caroler

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
the beach

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
in class

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Jamaica mahn

21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
Cali-forn-I-A

22. Do you tan or burn?
i bronze

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
fearless

24. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
probably a friend

25. How many TVs do you have?
3

26. How big is your bed?
queen

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
boxers

29. What color is your blanket?
green

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
2

31. What is your favorite season?
summer hands down

32. What do you like about fall?
the glorious day of my birth and soccer season

33. What do you like about winter?
xmas, new years, snowboarding, getting out of school at 1:30 everyday

34. What do you like about the summer?
freedom, no responsibilities, warm weather, the waldron crew, partying hard

35. What do you like about spring?
spring break, snow melt, and this spring fucking England baby

36. How many states have you lived in?
uno

37. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
uno

38. Are you a social person?
sí

39. What was the last thing you ate?
‘za

40. What is your favorite restaurant?
depends on the type of food

41. What is your favorite ice cream?
coffee

42. What is your favorite dessert?
ice cream...?

43. What is your favorite kind of food?
dunno... i like lots of shit

45. Favorite day of the week?
saturday

46. Do you like coffee?
yup

47. How many glasses of water, on average, do you drink in a day?
no idea... depends on the day

48. What do you drink in the morning?
depends on the morning... but mostly nothing

49. Would you rather sleep alone, or with someone?
depends on the pre-sleep activities and who the someone is

50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
the side farthest from the wall

51. Do you know how to play poker?
fuck ya

52. Do you like to cuddle?
ive been referred to as a cuddle whore on more than one occasion

53. Have you ever been to Canada?
aboot 5 times

54. Do you have an addictive personality?
nay

55. Do you eat out or at home more often?
en casa

56. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
not personally

57. Do you want kids?
eventually

58. Do you speak any other languages?
spanish 6 baby

59. Have you ever gotten stitches?
no, but ive needed them a good 5 times

60. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
hell no... walk it off pussy

61. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
ocean... cant dock jump into a pool

62. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
depends

63. Do you know how to drive stick?
yup

64. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
booze

65. Do you wear any jewelry?
no... im straight and white

66. What is your favorite TV show?
dunno i dont watch that much tv... but sports

67. Can you roll your tongue?
affirmative

68. Who is the funniest person you know?
straight up funny... probably brendan, but goofiest, tate coleman wester

69. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
nah

70. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
crazy rap

71. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
no... my brother might tho

72. What color are your bedroom walls?
white... but completely covered in posters

73. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
yup

74. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
however i left them

75. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
fuck bees... bring on the big bear

76. What are you currently listening to?
Money in the Bank - Lil Scrappy

77. What is your favorite food?
didnt i answer this already?

78. Can you change the oil on a car?
werd

79. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
knock on wood

80. Have you ever run out of gas?
ha no but ive cut it close many a time

81. What is your usual bedtime?
1ish

82. Do you read the newspaper?
sports

83. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
no but my old man gets sports illustrated and i hit that up every week or however often it comes out

84. Best comedian?
Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Sacha Baron Cohen

85. Do you watch soap operas?
uh no

86. Do you dance in the car?
only in Mr. Boydston’s taxi

The Glorious Day of My Birth

2006-11-12T16:04:00.000-07:00

Yes, today is the 18th anniversary of the best day ever. I'm now legal... or illegal, depending on who you're talking to. Sorry, Tate, it now counts as statutory rape.
Ironically, last night, this was on the wrapper of one of my Molsons:

Necessary Measures for Xmas Break of Doom

2006-10-30T17:53:00.000-07:00

Shopping List:
-Beer
-Keg Cups
-Ping Pong Balls
-Korean Kid
-OCPs
-'za
-Beer
-Hembras*
-Seeds (this ones for Tristan even tho ur probably not reading this and if u r... yes, its seeds not seads or sieds or even sedes)
-Immaturity
-R2D2 Pez dispenser
-Toy snake
-Beer

To Do List:
-Find new objects of Waldron drama (Galen? Rebecca?)
-Teach Tate how to use a telephone (drunk phone calls?)
-Test Bensel gullibility (you eat babies?)
-Break it to Tate and Tristan that they just aren't preppy
-Attempt to even up the estrogen to testosterone ratio
-Reek havoc
-Keep it real

These are the necessary measures as they stand uneditted and unaided by others (minus some help from me main mahn, Pablo). Let me know if u have any questions, complaints, concerns, queries, or additions.
... but mostly just the latter

*Note: if necessary, a strict BYOH (or BYOLYLF depending on who's asking) rule will be enforced... stay posted for updates on BYOH status

Thought Provoking Work

2006-10-09T21:39:00.000-06:00

... dude don't lie to me. i know that shit is accurate

Awwww, Young Love

2006-09-28T22:57:00.000-06:00

I call this picture "Pablo Falls in Love"

dude, speaking of love... how did we not pick up on the 4/&5.00 deal down on the southern end of the pic?
best meal ever... got us through that rivetting game at least (sorry Alana... sad but true)
good times man, good times
ill give u a call when i get home

Project ZT

2006-09-20T22:40:00.000-06:00

I hear tell that Zephyr Charles Delahunt has purchased a new t-shirt. Not only did I hear this startling fact, but I have actually acquired a picture of the t-shirt in question. Now, the caption on the shirt says "westbeach." I, being as curious as you know doubt are, inquired as to what hidden meanings this caption held. Upon hearing that Zephyr himself was unable to decifer the codes of W.E.S.T.B.E.A.C.H. I went on a mission, for you, to find out what stories these mysterious delineations actually tell. My discoveries were, as you no doubt guessed, earth shattering. The depictions come from a time past, a time of eternal glory and immortality. Some of you may even be familiar with some of these legends. So, without further ado, I give you Project ZT:

CCC

2006-09-10T21:00:00.000-06:00

Dis be fah me main mahn, Joseph 'atten

Its time to get new cleats when...

2006-09-10T19:53:00.000-06:00

I thought it was kind of amusing that I could fit one of my cleats into the massive rip in the other... call me crazy

A Query for the Old Man

2006-08-18T20:54:00.000-06:00

So, after our discussions of Hubbly Hoyden and how some ppl should never be allowed to use a thesaurus i thot id pick one for me... hehe, which one do u like best?
Wily whoreson, sly scoundrel, guileful bantling, or (my personal favorite) devious love child?

Home Sweet Home

2006-08-13T17:10:00.000-06:00

Im back in the real world. Now that i have left waldron in the dust, it is necessary to get back in touch with some killer myspace and blogging. just so u know, i use them for the sole purpose of keeping in touch... hehe(although, im not gonna lie... the shit is addicting, son). So, i have been paying last respects to a dying summer and i have come to understand the silent truths that lie in the words of Will Farrell. "With every death there comes rebirth, its a circle of life." As waldron mayhem died out for me and my blogging activities were reborn so was my blog; bigger and better (and danker, cuz y not) than ever. 8 in a Row was created by the fiery embers of doom that were left in the wake of Waldron Summer '06... let me know what u think

... oh, and Yeshe, shes not that young

To Mollify Yeshe and, Perhaps, Inspire a Chuckle or Two

2006-06-04T00:32:00.000-06:00

As my frustration mounts...

Zephyr, man, this is all in good fun... don't take me too seriously. Its just to possibly inspire a phone call before I leave Sun Valley.

FYI

2006-05-21T19:07:00.000-06:00

So, here's the deal... my computer is totally fucked and I have no idea when, if at all, I'm going to get it back. Basically, between not having my computer and having to worry about finals (yes my computer decided to crash with all my notes on it the weekend before finals... its because God loves me so much) I have decided that blog entries are probably not going to happen. So for all of you sad, sad people out there who are my avid readers I'm out of the game for awhile. Not to mention the fact that I'm going to see all of you in like 2 weeks so fuck it.
If you didn't get that, I have boiled it down to one simple equation for all you math geeks:
(1)Fucked Up Computer + (6)Final Exams = No Blog Entries

This One's for Alana

2006-05-09T17:05:00.000-06:00

Been fucking with photoshop
figured id make a rummy and give him some fur

Because a post is necessary...

2006-05-07T22:17:00.000-06:00

I'm not gonna write a novel but i feel the urge for a new post
SO... i'm gonna give u my weekend in two sentences

-My Weekend In A Nutshell-
By Alden Remington
I took the SAT saturday morning which ruined my friday night.
I made up for it on saturday night, but i got bit on the neck by a drunk lesbian
... just for the record i'm placing that on my list of crazy drunken injuries with the mystery burn

And the winner is...

2006-04-19T21:52:00.000-06:00

...the one that Yeshe wanted since he accounts for about 30 of the 35 votes.
I call it:
Saving Private Drunky

(Click for a better view)

I Can Show you the World/Shining, Shimmering Splendor

2006-04-08T21:09:00.000-06:00

So, I'm really lazy and hardly ever post, but I have decided that between the satanic death plague and MTV's Spring Break 2006: Bellingham I am entitled to at least two of those post-free weeks. Now that I'm back, however, I have decided to hook all you children up with the SparkNotes version of my journey.

It all started when I got out of school on Friday the 24th of March. I dropped off my mom and broheem at the airport and returned home, where I was now God of the House. I went out that night, had a good time, but nothing too out of control. The next night most of the kids from my school who are worth chilling with were in Hawaii, Fiji, the Florida Keys, Santa Barbara, the Caribbean, you name an exotic place, they were there. So, me and a couple dudes... uh... hung out at my house... you can fill in the ellipses. After that Saturday I started to get sick, tried to work Monday, but I soon realized that I had throat cancer and was stuck on the couch until my Thursday flight to Seattle. I watched more TV than I have ever watched and have ever wanted to watch. The ongoing joke has been the cooking channel, but I'm pretty sure I just had throat cancer, not down syndrome, so I'm fairly certain that I refrained from that particular channel. So, Thursday arrived and the plague continued. Somehow I got my shit together and made it to the airport. After a flight which involved thoroughly plugged ears and a pounding skull I showed up at Seatac. Naomi and her friend Mimi picked me up in the Silver Bullet, after lots of confusion as to which "Horizon" sign I was under. Then we went to Alana's house, hit up the OC, and played some ERS (that's the best I can do because the real name has something to do with slapping or screwing rats in Ethiopia or Egypt or something). The next day Mimi left and we all (Me, Naomi, Alana, and Alana's Brazilian chick) went to U dub and had some crazy gangster soup... yes, I do mean Asian soup. Then, after a fond farewell and a near towing and impound experience Naomi and I went to meet my (great?) aunt for a ride to the House of Delahunt. My (great?) aunt was terrified for my life, but I survived and so did she. When we got to the Delahunts we were the first ones there because Galen had yet to find the house and was wandering around somewhere in the darkness. He ended up finding the place alright and we spent the rest of the night chillin' like villains. The next morning Joe called and everyone listened to his adventures while I tuned out had a psychological battle with my throat cancer. But, for the Joe update: something about drug dealers and I think he was in Texas. Then, we braved the hippy-infested streets of downtown Bellingham and saw the sites. Galen and I had business to attend to and we broke off from the pack and cruised down to the marina. We met some drunk college dude who had just come in from fishing... cool guys. When we met up with Zephyr and Naomi again they had joined forces with my fellow blonde bros, Tate and Tork. We went back to the purple hippy pad and had ourselves a "big and rich time." (to quote a brilliant song) The pics are a little scarce and a little lame, but the censors insist on clean pictures:

Zephyr cheating on me with some chick

Tork's finest hour... yes, another one
Good fucking times! So, we had a hell of a time that night and I think I've managed to make beirut the new official crazy Waldron night pastime. The next morning we woke up bright and early... ha, yeah. Anyway, we got up and Naomi had to go catch a bus at like 9ish and Tork, Tate, and Galen had to catch the Airporter at like 1:30. And then there were two. Zephyr and I chilled out a recuperated that day (i.e. I passed out for... almost all day, while Zephyr did... God knows what). Monday, we slept in and did the chill thing. The only excitement was a tour of the gorgeous Western Washington University campus... ha. That night I wanted to watch the NCAA Final so we went to this badass pool hall and played pool while watching Florida destroy UCLA. We got back that night and I fulfilled my family duties by calling up my uncle and a coupla cousins. The next day my uncle, Pete, called me back to see if I wanted to get some lunch and catch up. We hit up some rando mexican place and got some chicken quesadillas (which coincidentally had no cheese and tasted like BBQ'd chicken in a tortilla) Then, we hit up some coffee and went for a drive; all the while catching up on things. My uncle is probably the most chill guy I know for how successful he is. We drove around Bellingham, Fairhaven, and countless other places in his Land Rover while he pointed out old party spots and while we exchanged crazy stories. I felt thoroughly outdone by his stories, but they were entertaining as hell and now I have something to live up to. After that we picked up his daughter, my cousin, Carmen at her school and cruised to his house to see if we could track down some of my other cousins. We were unsuccessful in finding the cousins and we just chilled at his house. My cousin, Hannah, called me awhile later to say that she was really busy and, regrettably, couldn't see me. So, Pete, his wife, kids, and myself all went back into Bellingham and got some dinner at Boss Tweed. Then, they dropped me off at Zephyr's. The next day Zephyr and I woke up bright and early to get on the 9 o'clock Airporter and hang out with Galen in Friday Harbor. We trekked all the way over to the Val-U-Inn and ended up going back to the house because Zephyr was feeling under the weather and I had left my wallet back at the house. We did, however, end up on the 11 o'clock Airporter and found ourselves on Galen's Love Boat that afternoon. Being that Friday Harbor is in the relegation for "Most Boring Place on Earth" we found ourselves standing around with nothing to do. We ended up at some beach with Galen and Rebecca. After a long walk and a set of misplaced keys we made it back into town and saw Rebecca off. We then hit up the video store and went billiarding again. We went back to the Love Boat to watch our movies, but PCs suck fat cocks and the DVDs refused to work on Galen's computer, so we went to bed. The next day we woke up to find Galen had gone to school. When he came back for what must have been a lunch break at around noon we had some pancakes. Then, Galen and Rebecca had to go back to school. Just after they left, I got a call from Tate telling us that there was a ferry in Friday Harbor that was leaving in ten minutes for Anacortes and that we should catch it and meet him on the mainland. Being that we had nothing better to do and Tate had a car we hopped on. As it turned out the ferry was coming from Canada, so we had to go through customs in Anacortes (but there were some fine snowboarder babes on that ferry, so it was all good). Tate picked us up and we went to Subway while he was at the orthodontists. After that we all went bowling to smite Zephyr and live the Big Lebowski. That night we ended up a Tate's house around ye olde poker table. Unfortunately, because of mass paranoia I was forced to drink my pina colada plain, but it was all good after the rousing game of poker and some Interstate 60. The next day Z and I cruised back to B'ham.

This one is for Zephyr... who the fuck is carving on the bottom of ferry tables?
(Oh ya, I called Rheanna that day to catch up on things... to Z's surprise there was no Naomi talk... that fact continues to mystify him to this day.) When we got there we went to this coffee shop where these white dudes were rapping... sad (except for this one guy who could rap faster than fucking Busta Rhymes). After deciding that they were lame we went party hunting. Unfortunately, Zephyr is a dirty hippy and all of his dirty hippy friends had been partying since 8 down in Fairhaven and we had no ride. So, against my will I was forced to chill out and watch Jarhead on the couch... fucking LAME! The next morning we woke up, hit up the bagelry, and then I was off on the Airporter. After fucking hours of sitting on the Airporter, fucking hours of sitting in the airport, and fucking hours of sitting on the plane I arrived in good old SV baby! Yup... that's the adventure. Enjoy. I'm out.

As I'm Sure You Well Know, I Am An Avid Scholar

2006-03-14T21:30:00.000-07:00

So, last night I had to go to this SAT prep deal at school for 3 hours... 6:00 - 9:00. Yeeeeeah, fucking lame. Anyway I sat in the back with some friends and... learned. I decided that y'all might benefit from my extensive notes. Sorry they look so shitty... don't have a scanner at my house, so I had to take pics of my "Official SAT Study Guide" with my phone.

I have like 3 more of these fucking SAT prep classes so stay tuned... there may be more helpful SAT notes to learn from

Hypocrite...?

2006-03-07T20:36:00.000-07:00

Those of you who were on the island over Christmas can let me know.

The Glory Days......

2006-02-26T20:06:00.000-07:00

These are what you get when you mix "A picture's worth a thousand words." "We do not remember days; we remember moments." [If that...] and "As far as I'm concerned nothing happened. I bought a bottle of Captain then woke up on the couch without any clothes on."
Then, all you have to do is throw in a "Keep spendin' most our lives livin' in a gangsta's paradise."

(Scope out my fatty hand from a fucking bee sting... FUCK BEES)

You Know its Time to Post When...

2006-02-20T16:43:00.000-07:00

... you get home and you have a message that goes something like this:

9:45:47 PM schoonerbumm: I have a bone to pick with you my bruthuh
9:45:47 PM drpimper128 (Autoreply): Out... call the cell
9:46:16 PM schoonerbumm: I say that you havnt updated your blog since the 13th
9:46:19 PM schoonerbumm: ur fired
9:46:54 PM schoonerbumm: *saw

After reading over Zephyr's message multiple times I deduced 4 things. They are as follows: (1) People have no lives. (2) Blogging is no better than MySpace. Even in my attempts to escape the constant "you didn't comment on my new picture" or the "have you read the comment i put on ur myspace?" I have failed by getting MySpace and (as I have come to realize only recently) writing mildly interesting entries on this site. (3) My attempt to get the opinion of the public before posting my next brilliant comic was a complete failure. My poll only managed to get 4 votes... fuck all of you. (4) People have no lives. And (5)... fuck it I'll just post to help Zephyr sleep soundly once again.
So I have given in and just decided to post (by overwhelmingly popular demand, might I add) the mysterious burn in comic form.

One last thing... although the first "next entry" poll was possibly the biggest failure since Communism I'm gonna give you one last chance. VOTE I'll try to order some "I Voted" stickers as incentive.

MySpace is fucking addicting...

2006-02-13T21:33:00.000-07:00

Aight, so I was chillin' out last weekend... or the weekend before that, I don't recall. Anywho, the point is I was chillin'. So, I'm sitting there with my friend and we're chillin'. And, as we're chillin' my personal cellular communication device began to tintinnabulate. I proceed to answer it and it is my dear friend Joseph Hatten. Whoa... "my personal cellular communication device began to tintinnabulate" WHAT THE FUCK! Anyway Joe calls and wants to know if I'm... if I had taken an elevator ride that night because if I had he wanted an idea for a new tattoo. I told him that if I had a stroke of brilliance I would notify him immediately. We then, began to just catch up on things and talk about random shit. This ended with Joe insisting that I get MySpace and that if I didn't get it in the morning he would be pissed. I stated, just as I have to countless other people wanting me to get MySpace, that I didn't have the time nor the desire to get MySpace because I knew how pointless and how much of my life it would take up. We ended the conversation with my insistent nay saying and his attempts at persuasion. I proceeded to go out with some friends, have a good time, and party (the best and cleanest way to explain the actions to come). I awoke the next morning in my bed in the most uncomfortable position that anyone has ever awoken in. You know Christopher Reeves. He fell asleep once, woke up in that position, and was paralyzed for life. Anyway, I wake up and hobble feebley to my computer. What do you think was on my screen? Yes... MySpace. Its cool because I had absolutely no idea what I had set my password as. Unfortunately, I eventually got the password sent to my email and can now access my MySpace account. As of right now I have refrained from becoming a hardcore MySpacer by not accepting ANY friend requests (aside from requesting Joe... for obvious reasons, and having my friend throw himself on my list). Although, I did add a link to this site onto it... the highlight of my space. I have done a good job of refraining from fully entering the crazy world of MySpace, but I'm slowly slipping into the dark side. Any words of encouragement would be greatly appreciated and donations can be sent to my home address. Let me know if you don't know it and wish to donate.

Oh yeah... hit up my poll.
I need votes from people who actually know what they are talking about. Sausage fest cartoons are too important to be taken lightly.

Rent-A-Pirate... spread the word

2006-02-09T09:33:00.000-07:00

I figure most of you have seen this, but I'm posting it anyway. I don't know, maybe you have friends who might be interested. Tell them to give me a call. I'll hook them up with the Rent-A-Pirate™ Special.
Spread the word...
Start the Rent-A-Pirate Revolution

Entertaining Shit

2006-02-02T00:17:00.000-07:00

Your Pimp Name Is...

White Chocolate Bling

What's Your Pimp Name?

Your Porn Star Name Is...

Action Jackson

What's Your Porn Star Name?

Your Daddy Is Dick Cheney

What You Call Him: Old Man

Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings

Who's Your Daddy?

Your Hillbilly Name Is...

Otis Houston

Hillbilly Name Generator

You Are a Margarita

You aren't just the life of the party, you are the party!
You mix a good drink, bust out some great music, and know how to get down.

What Mixed Drink Are You?

Do They Really Have That...?

2006-01-30T19:11:00.000-07:00

Being that I'm lazy and have neither the time nor the motivation to write novels describing my adventures at sea or the complications of expressing yourself through instant messenger I have decided to give up constant blogging until I either acquire a picture worth posting and commenting on, discover something truly inspirational, entertaining, or otherwise, or find some ever elusive time and/or motivation. In the mean time, though, I just rediscovered the box that my iPod speakers came in (xmas present). I found it amusing.

(I pity those of you who are sitting there like, "I don't get it.")

By the way... if anyone actually has some iPot, for the love of all things that are holy, show me! That's something I just can't miss.

Waldron Island Corn Capz

2006-01-24T15:43:00.001-07:00

Sausage Fest (Round 2)
Caps... Waldron Style
A.K.A. Waldron Island Corn Capz

... kind looks like shit from all the uploading but u get the idea

A Quick Pic of Zeus's Game-Winning Header

2006-01-24T13:57:00.001-07:00

I know none of you care about Manchester United beating Liverpool on an injury time goal by Rio Ferdinand (coincidentally God knows you don't care and that's why he hates you), but I do so I'm posting a pic of the header. I also posted this pic because I need to post something and I can't create the glorious animated gif that I wanted to. It'll be up eventually, though.

By the way, I was just kidding. God doesn't hate you.

... but Jesus does

Waldron Island Rager

2006-01-22T23:32:00.000-07:00

This is pretty self explanatory...

... two entries in one day
Pretty impressive
you can see how exciting my sundays are

Manchester Utd. 1 vs. Liverpool F.C. 0

2006-01-22T13:37:00.000-07:00

This is a glorious day.
For all those of you who don't care about the English Premier League, which is approximately 99.9% of the people who are reading this, I don't care. I'm gonna tell you why this is a glorious day anyway. Today (Sunday, Jan. 22, 2006) at 4:00 p.m. (9:00 a.m. mountain time/8:00 a.m. pacific time for all you haters) at Old Trafford in Manchester, England, Manchester United (the greatest soccer team on our humble planet) defeated Liverpool F.C. 1-0. I understand that, to you mere mortals, this does not seem like an amazing feat nor a soul-cleaving massacre. I forgive you for being ignorant peasants and am here to explain to you poor cretinous individuals that this is, although you don't yet know it, the best thing that has ever occured in your simple lives. Manchester United and Liverpool F.C. (F.C. stands for football club) are the most successful teams in the history of the Premiership, yet only 35 miles of East Lancs Road seperate them. Since their establishment in 1878 Manchester United has won the FA Premier League fifteen times, FA Cup eleven times and the European Cup/UEFA Champions League twice, while rivals Liverpool (established in 1892) have won five European Cups and eighteen Football League titles. This match, a clash of the ages, already took place once this year, ending in a nil-nil tie on September 18th. So, both teams, coming off a tie to their biggest rivals, went into the game today with much to prove. The game was back and forth with neither team doing anything too impressive to test the opposing keeper. Before I continue I just need to make sure all of you know how time is kept in soccer games. The referee keeps a running clock and then adds a certain amount of time, that he deams appropriate for stoppages and injuries, to the end. So, after 90 minutes (two halves of 45 minutes each) the score was still level at 0-0 and the game was looking as if it would end up the same way it did the last time these two titans clashed. Then, with time completely gone (during injury time) central defender and highest paid player in the history of the premiership, Rio Ferdinand, fired a header from midfielder Ryan Giggs into the upper right-hand corner of the net past Liverpool keeper, Jose Reina........ I'm just gonna let that settle in..... let you visualize the glory...... OK. So, now that you have a picture of that in your head I would also like to point out that since Ferdinand signed with Manchester United in late July of 2002 he was goal-less until this year. Since his first ever goal in 140 appearances for Manchester United on December 14th against Wigan Athletic he has scored in three of the last six premiership games and can be viewed with equal status as Zeus.
And that, children, is your premiership update for Sunday, January 22nd, 2006.
Just remember:
GLORY, GLORY MAN. UNITED

Delahunt Cartoons... Every Weekday from 12:00 a.m. to 12:30 a.m. Central

2006-01-18T23:25:00.000-07:00

So, I was talking to Zephyr and he was like:
9:49:56 PM schoonerbumm: dude, i am makeing the best cartoon picture ever
9:50:00 PM schoonerbumm: for my next blog entry
9:50:04 PM schoonerbumm: its gonna be brilliant

Then inspiration struck!
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(That is a picture of inspiration striking)

So, I decided to make an awesome cartoon of the Delahunts... not sure why, I think its because Zephyr is a Delahunt and he gave me the cartooning idea. Anywho, I drew a cartoon. Its all self explanitory to me, but if you don't understand feel free to leave me some questions, comments, concerns, queries, etc.

I was thinking about applying to art schools for college and I was gonna submit this piece with my applications because it is such a masterpiece. I know I can get in if I keep creating artistic brilliance such as this. Do you not agree?

9.15 - For Zephyr's Viewing Pleasure

2006-01-16T23:34:00.000-07:00

SchoonerBum Man-God Comic or Schooner(al)Bum Cover... you decide

2006-01-15T21:49:00.001-07:00

While perusing ebaumsworld.com (after seeing the Man-God comic at Zephyr's maaaad blog) I came accross the true identity of the infamous SchoonerBum. Here he is! I'm sure you can buy the album at http://schoonerbumm.blogspot.com/. I have already ordered 3 copies. I highly recommend it.

SnowCarDeath

2006-01-11T19:29:00.000-07:00

Haha... this is a picture from inside my car this morning at 7:30ish on the way to school. It was still dumping and the roads were covered. Even though it looks like I'm about to lose my life in a tragic automobile accident... I survived, so no worries. Driving in the snow is fun as fuck.

Mother of God

2006-01-10T19:18:00.000-07:00

It started snowing 2day around 1:00 or so and it hasn't stopped yet. I had an away basketball game and it took us an hour and 15 minutes to make it to Bellevue (a 30 minute drive). We saw multiple wrecks, 4 fire trucks, 2 ambulances, and some cops along the way. It was at this point that we decided to turn back, realizing that even if we did make it there alive we would be late AND run the risk of having to stay in Shoshone, Idaho (which, just take my word for it, is the last thing any normal human being would want to do). So, now I am back, black, chillin', keeping it real, hoping for a windy morning (wind = snow drifts in roads = impossible to keep plowed = closed highway = snowday), and all that business.

New Alcoholic Beverage... The Latest Rage

2006-01-10T15:53:00.000-07:00

All of you good boys and girls have enjoyed Jagermeister, or at least let it impair your judgement, at one time or another. You may have even mixed crazy drinks with it, such as the infamous Jager-bomb (Jagermeister and Red Bull) to mess you up quicker, but I know you haven't tried this new product. And let me tell you it is amazing. Its quiet and easy going down, but there's a lot more to it than first meets the eye. Whether you are partying like hell or just being "down for anything" let Yeshermeister be the one to get you hammered.

Phuk Skule

2006-01-09T15:19:00.000-07:00

Those two words sum up my life right about now. Seriously. I am so tired of Sun Valley. It would be an awesome place if I were a wealthy and aged wayfarer looking to lessen the load of my heavy wallet, but as it is I am a broke local who cannot appreciate the spectacular views and glorious snow-covered hills because of the hindrances they impose upon me. The things that this valley offer to me are school and basketball, no more, no less. School exhausts me mentally while basketball not only exhausts my physically, but beats the hell out of my poor body. I have a torn deltoid (from last bball season that never healed), a broken pinky from last Friday night's away game, and 2 jammed fingers. FUCK! Even the snow (which to most all of you perusing my rants from Washington is an absurd thing to bitch about considering when it snows on Waldron you all dance around in a festive manner and thank any and all gods you know, have ever known, or have the imagination to make up) is pissing me off. I get in my car every morning and drive to school at -5(or so) º f... 37 º below freezing while the car continually tries to die in order to punish me further. Even the weekend with the parties, freedom, and eternal glory it brings is just not as much fun with the thought of school looming in your conscience. Is it summer yet?

OK

Sorry for the rants and raves and bitching and moaning...
...but all it takes to smile is a quick glance at the two goofiest men alive

BEHOLD:

Wow, that just fills me with glee.

Hey Fuck Ass Give Me A Beer

2006-01-07T13:55:00.000-07:00

This is possibly the best t-shirt ever to catch the eyes of mortal men. Both "the *responsible* DeLaHunt" and "the silent hacker" were there in that edifice of technological and computing genius (the cottage) when I discovered it. I have since entered the awe-inspiring site in which the t-shirt in question is being sold. I discovered that there are tons of other shirts, all almost as superb as the "Hey Fuck Ass Give Me A Beer" one. This particular one needed posting because it is the definition of 98.34% of the parties on Waldron Island. Enjoy:

When in Rome

2006-01-05T13:33:00.000-07:00

I started this blog for the sole purpose of having an account at this site so I could scope out the Delehunt blogging experience and contribute my oh-so-wise input when necessary (or unnecessary). However, I soon grew weary of mere commentary and began my blogging adventure by posting a little blurb accompanied by a picture of Zephyr (Below). I then realized that my insights on Zephyr's photograph were not the real purpose of a blog. So, I have now decided to post one, and possibly only one... depending on my motivation, or lack thereof, true blog entry. When in Rome. Ok, so...

Once upon a time, just 4 short days ago, I was on Waldron Island. Since that fateful day I have returned to my real place of residency in Sun Valley, Idaho... yes Idaho. Upon pulling into my driveway for the first time in well over 2 weeks I was met with the image of my Blazer and my dad's truck covered completely in snow. I didn't get a picture, but just to give you a mental image my car was at least 4 feet taller than normal.* I proceeded to help unpack our belonging and then undertake the daunting task of removing the white mass that was, I hoped, concealing my vehicle. I was in a rush to do so because my friend, Tommy, who lives in Malibu and had been in town over a week, was leaving the very next morning and I wanted to spend a few quality hours with him to catch up on things. I drove to the house he was at to find he and four others hooky-bobbing behind a Jeep. After their hooky-bobbing exploits we ventured into town in my automobile. We stopped in at Java for some coffee where I enjoyed a 16 oz. Bowl of Soul. We then hung out the rest of the night at my dwelling without doing much of anything. I had to wake up bright and early the next morning, hit up some school, and then hone my basketball skillz. Life goes on basically the same now. School, ball, homework, sleep, school, ball, homework, sleep, school, ba......... Can't wait for the weekend.

*Instead I took this random picture of some icicles on my roof.

Who's Mad Now?!?

2006-01-03T22:11:00.000-07:00

This is a picture of the eldest and most responsible Delehunt (not to mention the best kept perm) being immature, irresponsible (the best way to be), and... ... ... ... ...oh yeah, completely maaaaad. HAHA.

P.S. I found that fro pick for you, Zephyr

Keep on keepin' on

Blogging like the cool kids...

2006-01-03T20:18:00.000-07:00

Had to make a blog so I could add comments to Yeshe's blog entries
Now I'm cool like the Delehunts

...Maybe Yeshe will teach me to hack